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11.06.2025 00:45

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is one thing you've learned from life?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
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